Fuck the bitches
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via skincr4wl)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
(via moon-skulled)
| julian casablancas in song: | I wish that clouds could hold me up like I thought as a child growing up. I wish I could sound as soothing as the rainfall, but I am only a drop from the storm. |
| julian casablancas on twitter: | chegggggggggggg yyyt |
i wish i was hot enough for people to only like me for my looks
(Source: jesuschristvevo, via hotboyproblems)
